Loooong blog post title…I know… But seriously, these twilight figurines gotta go. If you don't know which ones I'm talking about….Look below
Round 1: Twilight
You know you want that sexy ass face and those bowed legs. ADMIT IT!
And the fact that Bella isn't allowed to have her own box, she HAS to be with Edward ISN'T SEXIST AT ALL! *SARCASM* Plus they got the jacket down so well it creeps me out…(I have the jacket) and that I don't know…IT DOESN'T RESEMBLE HER AT ALL!
Round Two: New Moon
This one wasn't THAT bad but it still does not look like her, and WTF is she wearing? May I go burn It?
This Edward is better, his nose is still weird…and that god awful suit! But psssst they made 2 new moonwards check it out
Ya, well fail, where is my Sparklepyre?
Really? They get EVERY detail right BUTHERFACE! WHAT THE FUCK?
Okay, he is the third most important person in the series, and they GET HIM FUCKING PERFECTLY? What is the justice in that? I would rather have Robert Pattinson in all of his Mini E glory than this!!
Round 3: Eclipse
WHAT.THE.FUCK.
This doesn't even LOOK CLOSE TO HER! Plus it looks like she has a receeding hair line, AND WHEN DOES SHE WEAR THIS? I live in the Pacific North West too, and no way in HELL would I wear this! MAYBE on the hottest day of the year…MAYBE! Also the hair looks like shit…just like the movie
Not THAT bad. Yeah her face still looks slightly pained, but I LOVE the clothes….BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HER ARMS? That's is what Tyra would call CLAW HANDS and NOT FEE-RCE!
Once again…Really? You get the 3rd most important person in the series absolutely correct, when you can't even get the main characters right? Really?
The jacket can come off on this Edward…but still…FAIL. His face makes him look like he is 30 and masturbating.
What can I get you? Laxatives? Anything?
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