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So i made a banner for a story called Bloodstains & Bitemarks

It is one of the few actual vamp stories that make my cut. My review will come later.

But here it is!

What the Fuck Is Up With These Stupid Ass Figurines?

Loooong blog post title…I know… But seriously, these twilight figurines gotta go. If you don't know which ones I'm talking about….Look below

 

Round 1: Twilight

You know you want that sexy ass face and those bowed legs. ADMIT IT!

 

And the fact that Bella isn't allowed to have her own box, she HAS to be with Edward ISN'T SEXIST AT ALL! *SARCASM* Plus they got the jacket down so well it creeps me out…(I have the jacket) and that I don't know…IT DOESN'T RESEMBLE HER AT ALL!

 

Round Two: New Moon

This one wasn't THAT bad but it still does not look like her, and WTF is she wearing? May I go burn It?

This Edward is better, his nose is still weird…and that god awful suit! But psssst they made 2 new moonwards check it out

Ya, well fail, where is my Sparklepyre?

Really? They get EVERY detail right BUTHERFACE! WHAT THE FUCK?

Okay, he is the third most important person in the series, and they GET HIM FUCKING PERFECTLY? What is the justice in that? I would rather have Robert Pattinson in all of his Mini E glory than this!!

 

Round 3: Eclipse

WHAT.THE.FUCK.

This doesn't even LOOK CLOSE TO HER! Plus it looks like she has a receeding hair line, AND WHEN DOES SHE WEAR THIS? I live in the Pacific North West too, and no way in HELL would I wear this! MAYBE on the hottest day of the year…MAYBE! Also the hair looks like shit…just like the movie

 

Not THAT bad. Yeah her face still looks slightly pained, but I LOVE the clothes….BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HER ARMS? That's is what Tyra would call CLAW HANDS and NOT FEE-RCE!

 

Once again…Really? You get the 3^rd most important person in the series absolutely correct, when you can't even get the main characters right? Really?

The jacket can come off on this Edward…but still…FAIL. His face makes him look like he is 30 and masturbating.

 

What can I get you? Laxatives? Anything?

What Happens In Vegas Does NOT Stay In Vegas

What Happens In Vegas DOES NOT Stay In Vegas!



TwilightMommyof4girls has blown my mind! This is probably the best Emmett/Bella All Human fanfic i have read! Maybe even non AH. Because usually all starts out with Rose and Eddie doing that nasty, and Em and Bells walking in on them...BLAH BLAH BLAH! This story has a unique twist! My summary so far goes like this: Bella Swan is in serious need to get away from the medical books and dive into life. When her best gay friend Jake takes her to Vegas, she doesn't know what to expect. After one too many Screaming Orgasms, she meets him. Yes, him. No, not edward...Emmett. Too drunk to control her actions some hanky panky happens. And that's all she can remember. Until Jake points out something mysterious on her hand! A 50,000 dollar wedding band and ring set. Bella has now turned into a country song, getting married to a guy she only knows as Emmett, no last name. Great. Will Emmett NoLastName and Bella Swan ever meet up again? Click the link in the title too find out!

Okay, now onto the reviewing.

Pro's: Loved that Edward tried to get to her first and she didn't find him as attractive as emmett! Also loved Jake being gay! I wish he was real... Also loved the lemons. Because they weren't smutty, but they had the perfect amount of citrus.

Cons: literally one. And it's not even about her writing...I just didn't like how after about two sentances there would be a line break. Where are the paragraphs?

Final: All in All, this story was amazing. With the Drama of Grey's Anatomy, and the character's of twilight, you'll be sure to love this story!


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Layout changing!

The layouts is changing!

I'm still gonna post all reviews on the main page but then when you go to the fanfic tabs there will be links linking to the reviews.

Okey!

Robert Pattinson...Owner of Body Freckles

So, when the first film pics of the Italy scene in new moon were coming out i was laughing my ass off. Why you might inquire? Because of half naked Robert.

See the dots covering his body? No? Take a closer look.



My friend screamed that he was a freckled brit, but I explained that they are markers to make him sparkle :] But now, after watching Remember Me one million and three times I discover, that rob is a freckled man. Yes, some in the above pictures ARE for markers, but some aren’t, like the two next to his nippie. Hehe.

PROOF!



I still love the mother fucking freckled brit.

So i've been really bored lately...

And that always leads to trouble...right?
Well, i've been doing lots of manips and such. I also found out how to put tattoos on people~! So here are just a few i have done!

This kinda reminds me of the eclipse insignia...in eye form....


CW&IA EDDY!


Then i also took the picture of Bella's CW tattoo, and put it on her....did you know how long that took? Erasing all the paper? 3 fucking hours...hh better appreciate it...


and a few others that i will post later!

Breaking the Silence

At 75 chapters and 463,003 words Breaking the Silence is a must! I absolutely loved this fic! Yeah, yeah no REAL lemons (until the end of course) but this story is super sweet! I really recommend checking it out!

LINKY!

AND BECAUSE I WAS BORED...
BANNER!